For some women, the monthly visitor is a time for unadulterated bitching, whining and unbearable cramps. But for other women, it's a time when they are at their horniest because their hormones are flaring and, the fact that having sex while bleeding is taboo may also add to their enticement for sex. And although some guys cringe at the thought of penetrating their women when Niagara is having her Falls, some guys stand at attention without hesitation so long as she gives him the go a-head.

So today's tip focuses on all the sinful delights couples can delve into while she's menstruating, whether it be via having sex or everything but. Creativity is not only the spice of life; it's an essential element in any lasting, loving, lustful relationship.

Take note, guys, this might get messy.
I must stress this for obvious reasons. If you're not in a monogamous relationship, or are engaging in casual sex with the bucktoothed girl that helps you get rid of a load or two every now and again, then I suggest you wear a condom at all times. When a woman is bleeding, the chances of spreading STDs, especially AIDS, increase immensely. So always wear a condom if you're going to jump in when her vagina is not user-friendly. First off, if she is in a severe amount of pain, I don't suggest that you egg her on to have sex, otherwise she may be inclined to remove her tampon or sanitary napkin and rub it into your face (now wouldn't that be a delicious treat?). But if she's almost willing to give in to the idea of sex even though she's seeing red, then these little tidbits may help.

Sex Cures Cramps
That's right, sexual contact, or orgasm rather (hers genius, not yours), actually alleviates cramps endured by "Aunt Flo." So now, not only will that "headache" crap fall on deaf ears, but women can't even use physical menstrual pain as a defense against the greatest act of all.

Less Risk Of Pregnancy
Notice I didn't write "no risk?" Well, that's because there's always a risk, but it's less likely that she'll fall pregnant whilst menstruating, whereas mid-cycle (12 to 17 days between the Crimson Tides) is the riskiest of all.

She's Simply Irresistible
Put it this way; some guys are absolutely disgusted at the mere thought of going anywhere near her vagina when it should be "closed for maintenance," but you find her so incredibly sexy that it really doesn't matter. You're not repulsed, in fact, you'd even be willing to go down... okay, I'm kidding, take it easy. But you do see my point, and so will she.
There are a lot of things that you can do besides engage in intercourse. And the following will serve to keep things exciting until her playground's no longer muddy.

Below me
That's right, perhaps she'd be willing to fellate you until the early dawn... okay, at least until you have an orgasm. Some women don't mind paying their boyfriend's Mr. Big a visit or two when they're busy "seducing vampires" because they want to please their man. Who knows, she may even let your seamen take a wild adventure down her throat. The fact that she completes this act of lovemaking and accepts a part of her man into her body makes her a woman worth keeping (of course, not if you're paying her by the hour).

Sensual games
The two of you can play fun sexual games. For instance, while one does the kissing, the other person has to resist kissing back. You can even massage her back and chest with your hands, mouth and penis if you like. Rub yourself between her breasts, kiss them, lick them, have a jolly old time, chap!

Fantasize about next time
Delving into a conversation about sex can sometimes be just as good as sex itself. Jump into a fantasy about what sex would be like if you were having it right then and there, and mimic everything you imagine doing but keep your clothes on (and your erection constantly grinding against her).

Back door man
Although it's bloody unlikely (I mean that the way it sounds) that she'll agree to it, perhaps anal sex can resolve your uncontrollable need to get into a tight, wet area of her body. So long as she's wearing a tampon or you put a dark towel underneath her, this can be quite a delectable experience.

Shower sex
Yeah, I know I said that you don't necessarily have to have sex, but it's more likely than not that the two of you will get so turned on by the aforementioned suggestions that you'll simply have to get inside of her at any cost. And since no one wants to stain the sheets, why not hop into the shower together, clean one another and then get busy?

Diaphragm, man
Many women always tell me that they feel very confident when they have sex while wearing a diaphragm as it leaves absolutely no mess anywhere in the vicinity (except maybe in her vicinity). So let her slip one in and enjoy. Obviously, not every woman will be keen on the idea of having you fondle and kiss her all over, considering she may be feeling ill or icky, or simply not in the freakin' mood, so the main thing to remember is that you should remain understanding. And if she refuses to engage in any kind of sexual activities, then you'll have to put up or shut up. Or you can always begin calling all come with Righty on your own time (for entertainment purposes only, of course).

Whatever the case, we don't get our menses, so we can't really begin to predict what women are going through (perhaps it's something like getting kicked in the nuts… no, no, no, not even childbirth can hurt that much).

When I was just a lad, there was a running joke that claimed that women are untrustworthy because anything that bleeds for five days and lives must be evil. But I disagree; I love women even when they're ready to rip my head off simply because I am a man, and thus don't ovulate.

And there you have it; some easy ways to keep her satisfied and get a little satisfaction of your own at the same time.

Borrowed out of total respect but without permission from www.askmen.com written By David Strovny
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